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Help for the Large and In-Charge!



We got your back.


Maybe you a little tired of well-meaning advice from the "diet and exercise" folks.:

"Just start with walking 3 blocks a day and in 12 weeks you can jog to Cleveland and back on your lunch hour!" 


What you wanna say:

"Great! Let's both do it! Ready? ... oh... wait.. first, strap your husband on your back, so we both weigh about the same. Now do that 3 block thing and tell me how it went. Feel the burn, didja?"