Clean and Simple.
We got your back.
Maybe you a little tired of well-meaning advice from the "diet and exercise" folks.:
"Just start with walking 3 blocks a day and in 12 weeks you can jog to Cleveland and back on your lunch hour!"
What you wanna say:
"Great! Let's both do it! Ready? ... oh... wait.. first, strap your husband on your back, so we both weigh about the same. Now do that 3 block thing and tell me how it went. Feel the burn, didja?"